Beijing Olympics Opening Ceremony Reveal Carefully Coded Plans for World Domination

Its true. First, let me draw your attention to the astronaut.

Notice that he's clearly wearing an armored suit. Now, why would they do that? Everyone is using rubberized cloth suits, so why show an armored one? Unless, of course, you're planning on building armored suits for use by military forces.

And judging by this, I'd say, its going to be military forces made up of clones.


But wait, there's more.

Can you say, "Death Star"? I knew you could. So, the Chinese are intent on building Death Star(s) to cement their domination over the Earth.

And what does this remind you of?

Looks an awful lot like the Senate from the Star Wars prequels, implying, of course, that the Chinese feel the governments of other nations are worthless bodies who'd rather spend their days arguing over committee matters than things of import.

As for the rest of us, well, it seems obvious to me that they intend for us to be little more than slaves, chained to machines for the entirety of our miserable lives.